There are some jewels that make your heart palpitate with desire, there are others that inspire a smile with their sense of whimsy, and then there are others that make you go, “What the eff…?!” I don’t think I need to tell you, snobs, that Bjorg’s Holy Smoke ring falls into the last category. Although, freakier types might argue it falls into the middle. Except eww! Those wrinkle, gnarled fingers! Perhaps if the fingers (these are fingers on top of fingers when you’re wearing it, mind you) were delicate, ladylike, and graceful, I wouldn’t be having such a hard time looking at it. Even though I don’t condone smoking – because you end up with skin that looks like THIS! – the kitschy idea of a ring that holds your smoke is kind of cool. But this doesn’t look cool at all. More like a nicknack found in the drawing room of, well, someone’s whose home you just wouldn’t want to be in. On Luisa Via Roma for $266.
